guerrillatech:

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genderfluid-druid:

genderfluid-druid:

hurr hurr I’m a human body hurr hurr I’m gonna solve all my problems using mucus

“i require more fluids” well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.

whereserpentswalk:

jdididydog:

happiest:

can I stay in bed until 2025

Wake up bitch

Love how this website will have conversations with the long dead.

sketiana:

the sirens wouldnt even have to sing beautiful or anything. id still come over to the shallows and rocks to see whats up see whats happening. whats all going on

pawberri:

pawberri:

We need etsy to get bought by someone who will run it like the navy i need to only see small businesses in eastern europe weaving baskets by hand and anime yaoi keychains with original fanart

Literally need someone with an serial killer level obsession with content moderation to sit at a wall of monitors sniping dropshippers. I need etsy HQ to look and sound like the nerv command center in Evangelion

snakeaeter:

doctors hate her! This woman is experiencing symptoms that might point to a health problem and wants doctors to do something about it

lmaonade:

i love getting those spam emails/texts that are like “You have a package ready for delivery!” as if i don’t have a completely intimate and borderline unhealthy awareness of every single thing i’ve ever ordered and exactly when it’s gonna come in

ralfmaximus:

transfem-goddess-author:

theehorsepusssy:

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Not if I can impregnate her first

Happy Satan Impregnates His Bride season to those who celebrate.

feastofsnakes:

has anyone else noticed how having romantic feelings for someone is not the most dignified experience ever

thinkyourhouseshaunted:

akashicrecord:

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

Cinderella